30 Jan Navigating Conversations: Triathlete Edition for Lunar New Year
As we gear up to celebrate the Lunar New Year, it’s not just about festive feasts and joyous gatherings; it’s also about mastering the art of navigating conversations, especially those that might veer into the territory of well-intended yet occasionally intrusive questions. For our fellow triathletes, this guide offers a playful approach of diverting those inquiries toward the realm of triathlon goals, turning potential awkwardness into a chance to share your passion.
The Classic: “Are you married yet?”
Triathlete Diversion: “Well, I’m in a serious relationship with my bike. We’ve covered more miles together than some couples do in a lifetime!”
The Prying: “When are you planning to have kids?”
Triathlete Diversion: “I’m currently raising my endurance levels. Kids might come after I conquer that Ironman!”
The Weighty Matter: “Have you gained weight?”
Triathlete Diversion: “I’ve actually been adding muscle mass for better race performance. It’s all part of my strategic triathlon training!”
Career Queries: “How’s your job going?”
Triathlete Diversion: “Work is good, but my real office is the open road during my training rides. Let me tell you about the incredible ‘office views’ I get!”
Fitness Interrogation: “Are you still doing that triathlon thing?”
Triathlete Diversion: “Absolutely! In fact, this year, I’m aiming for a new personal best. Did I mention I can now swim, bike and run without breaking a sweat? Well almost.”
As you embark on Lunar New Year Celebrations, embrace the opportunity to steer conversations toward your triathlon journey. It’s not just a diversion; it’s a chance to share your enthusiasm for an incredible and transformative sport. So here’s to a prosperous Lunar New Year filled with meaningful connections, joyful celebrations, and of course, triathlon triumphs!